A murder has been committed. Police are called to an apartment and find
a man standing,
holding a 5 iron in his hands, looking at the lifeless body of a woman
on the floor.
The detective asks, "Sir, is that your wife?"
"Yes."
"Did you hit her with that golf club?"
"Yes, yes, I did."
The man stifles a sob, drops the club, and puts his hands on his head.
"How many times did you hit her?" the detective asked
"I don't know. Five, six, seven..... Put me down for a five."
